Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
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The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any torso witze you can hear about nugget. They both tell me I still shouldn't eat during threesomes. The priest thinks long and hard and says to the cashier
Totally agree but you’ll need more nuggets! TimRay: I've heard this story decades ago. The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face.". He either wanted the McNuggets or a double cheeseburger. They were exactly as bad as you thought they'd be. The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances. She was no spring chicken. Chicken McNuggets are made with real white-meat chicken and 0% so-called “pink slime”. and he responds, "Because I've never been kissed. He orders a drink and get's aware of a bucket full of gold nuggets standing behind the barman. I didn't think it was posted here yet (and after some research, I found the last time it was posted was 10 months ago) and I got Mod approval for the post. There is an abundance of prospector jokes out there. Nov 9th, 2018 via twitter Staff Pick No jokes … They were just offal.
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The girl, being nice, kisses him. Well if I eat a gold nugget will I finnaly be worth something? The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. asks the miner He replies: The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up! The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers.
Chicken nuggets? He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
As he was falling asleep, he heard a voice in his head.
Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any torso witze you can hear about nugget. I never said I made the joke. Nothing, he just took the nugget and dipped. He goes off into town and into an inn where he asks for the roughest, toughest, meanest prostitute they have. But when it comes to puns, the cheesier, the better.